Archive for the ‘Politics’ Category

MARTIAL LAW SURVIVAL GUIDE by J. Croft, March 9, 2006

This article will start off assuming that the Reader (you) is already subject to MARTIAL LAW; that is, the “suspension” of the Constitution. Curfews, rationing of basic goods, enforced relocations, confiscation of firearms and supplies, and summary arrest/execution by soldiers, paramilitary police and other jack booted chumps in black wielding assault rifles. Basic survival tips will be followed by more detailed ideals on how to counter this coup against the American People. Read the rest of this entry »

Green homes? Organic food? Nature is good? Time to give the ol’ tie-dyers some respect.
By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist
Wednesday, May 2, 2007
 
Go ahead, name your movement. Name something good and positive and pro-environment and eco-friendly that’s happening right now in the newly “greening” America and don’t say more guns in Texas or fewer reproductive choices for women or endless vile unwinnable BushCo wars in the Middle East lasting until roughly 2075 because that would defeat the whole point of this perky little column and destroy its naive tone of happy rose-colored sardonic optimism. OK? Read the rest of this entry »

By Douglas Herman

Too often, past designs of presidential products fit for the American market, have tended to stray far to the left or right, often meandering towards an unpredictable, centralist idealism indicating clear design error. Created by corporations of narrow scope, these flawed creations have lacked in many time-tested features, resulting in counterproductive decisions and unpredictable behavior. In years past, occasional models even developed an unforeseen manufacturing glitch, an unfortunate (short-lived) malfunction, characterized by attempts to “do the right thing” too quickly, overriding design parameters. Read the rest of this entry »